p.p.s. I will be making assumptions before reading that part of the story, so keep a track on the scores
This mega-20 page ‘’short story’’ is written by a certain guy named ‘’mithileshwar’’. -.-
Can someone please explain it to me why don’t the parents of future-poets-and-writers give a proper name, like Sachin or Rahul or Ramu or Ram? Seriously, we will start treating them like fellow human beings and not aliens from Mars or Venus. For the sake of it, we’ll call him ‘’MTV’’.
PAGE 1/20 (it depends upon the story; I assume it’s going to get boring so page by page)
The story starts with the writer visiting Harihar Kaka. In case you haven’t noticed, he is the main character of the novel, and my assumption is he will go through a lot of troubles, while MTV enjoys the view in the background. Please remember this line; I don’t the exact reason but just in case. Let us call him kaka… no, I don’t want to insult the footballer …yes, haka… I know that’s lame, but after all he’s the protagonist (I assume he will act like a true antagonist).
MTV also visited him the day before… I seriously doubt their relationship (how old is haka? How old is MTV? Is he gay?). He didn’t speak anything at all (this solidifies my assumption). But the next lines throw my assumption in the dustbin.
Me:0; MTV: 1…grrrr…
He talks about how deep has haka fallen in problems, like tatanic drowing and captain yelling ‘’MAY-DAY MAY-DAY’’ but doesn’t realize that he hasn’t switched the radio on. Same way haka can’t do about it…duh, just switch the radio on, dude (I don’t know what has to do with haka’s life but still worth a try, I assume, and I know, that it is set during the period of r.d. burman and mohammad rafi, so listen to their music, or else assumption no.5 coming up; he’s either poor or stingy)
Me:1(I’m told you from before, he has more problems than hell can offer); MTV: 1
Then MTV gets all nausea and unfortunately tells us that he and haka were damn good friends right from the day MTV came to this planet. He summarizes his love/respect/stupidity for haka into TWO POINTS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this breaks my assumption that the whole 20 pages were filled about his love for haka, and how he secretly showed MTV villages divas and how both happily went to strip clubs, where haka fell in for a girl and she dumped him; hence the sadness.
Me:2; MTV: 2
So the two points are:-1. Haka lives in MTV’s neighborhood :\
2. He used to loved MTV a lot (I’m telling you, dark motives)
He ALSO tells us when he reached adulthood, haka became his bff…that ruins his chance of having a sexy girlfriend, and that’s why he became a writer.
SNAP
Back to reality, he’s getting paranoid about haka’s current state, who has bed-ridden himself
Me:3 ; MTV: 2
No. of predictions-7
Prediction:
MTV is getting paranoid about haka and talks about it
MTV:WHY THE HELL DON’T YOU GET UP FROM YOUR BED?
HAKA: …
MTV: LOOK, YOU WET YOUR DHOTI AGAIN
HAKA: …
MTV: AND PLEASE BRUSH YOUR TEETH
HAKA: …
MTV: AND CAN YOU SHAVE YOUR CHEST?
HAKA: …
MTV: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?
HAKA: …
MTV: NO, NO, STOP DON’T ITS HURTING, NO, DON’T RAPE ME, YOU, AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
